Do you ever feel like you’re being watched ha ha me neither.

I’ve been getting these great Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! emails which say they’re from people I know but only include a single spam link and arrive from throwaway addresses. Continuing my tradition of banal checking-my-email dreams, I had a dream the other night where I figured it out. It was this fucked-up virus that uses you not as a vector but a target. It wasn’t something I could get rid of but it also didn’t really affect anyone except me. It just sat there absorbing who I know and sending me spam links as if from people I contact. I was going to let them, Max and Niki, know they’d been hacked when I realized they’re not involved at all. Only, um, implicated. Like when you have a dream where you get in a fight with somebody and you wake up still mad at them.